Quotes from
No Country for Old Men
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Carla Jean Moss: What's in the satchel?
Llewelyn Moss: It's full of money.
Carla Jean Moss: Yeah, that'll be the day.

Carla Jean Moss: What's in the satchel?
Llewelyn Moss: It's full of money.
Carla Jean Moss: I don't believe that would ever happen.

Carson Wells: Buenos Dias. I'm guessing this isn't the future you had planned for yourself when you first clapped eyes on that money. Don't worry. I'm not the man who's after you.
Llewelyn Moss: I know that. I've seen him.
Carson Wells: You've seen him, and you're not dead?
Llewelyn Moss: What's this guy supposed to be? The ultimate badass?
Carson Wells: No, I wouldn't describe him as that.
Llewelyn Moss: How would you describe him?
Carson Wells: I guess I would say he doesn't have a sense of humor.

Carson Wells: Good day to you. I'm guessing this isn't the future you had planned for yourself when you first saw that money. Don't worry. I'm not the man who's trying to find you.
Llewelyn Moss: I know that. I've seen him.
Carson Wells: You've seen him, and you're not dead?
Llewelyn Moss: What's this man supposed to be? The toughest and dangerous man?
Carson Wells: No, I wouldn't describe him as that.
Llewelyn Moss: How would you describe him?
Carson Wells: I suppose I would say he doesn't have a sense of humor.

Carla Jean Moss: Llewelyn?
Llewelyn Moss: Yeah?
Carla Jean Moss: What are you doing, baby?
Llewelyn Moss: I'm going out.
Carla Jean Moss: Going where?
Llewelyn Moss: There's something I forgot to do, but I'll be back.
Carla Jean Moss: And what are you going to do?
Llewelyn Moss: I'm fixin' to do something dumber than hell, but I'm going anyways.

Carla Jean Moss: Llewelyn?
Llewelyn Moss: What?
Carla Jean Moss: What are you doing, baby (endearment)?
Llewelyn Moss: I'm going out.
Carla Jean Moss: Going where?
Llewelyn Moss: There's something I forgot to do, but I'll be back.
Carla Jean Moss: And what are you going to do?
Llewelyn Moss: I'm planning to do something extremely stupid, but I'm going anyway.

Carla Jean Moss: Where'd you get the pistol?
Llewelyn Moss: At the gettin' place.
Carla Jean Moss: Did you buy that gun?
Llewelyn Moss: No. I found it.
Carla Jean Moss: Llewelyn!
Llewelyn Moss: What? Quit hollerin'.
Carla Jean Moss: What'd you give for that thing?
Llewelyn Moss: You don't need to know everything, Carla Jean.
Carla Jean Moss: I need to know that.
Llewelyn Moss: You keep runnin' that mouth I'm gonna take you in the back and screw ya.
Carla Jean Moss: Big talk.
Llewelyn Moss: Keep it up.
Carla Jean Moss: Fine. I don't wanna' know. I don't even wanna know where you been all day.
Llewelyn Moss: That'll work.

Carla Jean Moss: Where did you get the pistol?
Llewelyn Moss: At the place you get things.
Carla Jean Moss: Did you buy that gun?
Llewelyn Moss: No. I found it.
Carla Jean Moss: Llewelyn!
Llewelyn Moss: What? Stop yelling.
Carla Jean Moss: What did you give for that thing?
Llewelyn Moss: You don't need to know everything, Carla Jean.
Carla Jean Moss: I need to know that.
Llewelyn Moss: If you keep talking so much, I'm going to take you in the back to have sex with you.
Carla Jean Moss: You like to talk more than you like to do things.
Llewelyn Moss: Continue talking like that, and I will do something!
Carla Jean Moss: Fine. I don't want to know. I don't even want to know where you have been all day.
Llewelyn Moss: That's good.