Legally Blonde

The original quote, with slang

Vivian: Nice costume.

Elle: You too. Except that when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try to look a little less constipated.

What does it mean?

Vivian: Nice costume.

Elle: You too. Except that when I dress up as a hateful woman who can't enjoy sex, I try to look a little less constipated.

The original quote, with slang

Paulette: So what's a girl to do? He's a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures. I'm a middle aged, high school drop out with stretch marks and a fat ass.

What does it mean?

Paulette: So what can a girl do? He's a man who followed his penis to a younger woman. I'm a middle aged woman who didn't graduate from high school and has stretch marks from pregnancy and fat buttocks.

The original quote, with slang

Elle: Because I'm not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I'm white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner! Across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that's a lot better than some stinky old Vanderbilt!

What does it mean?

Elle: Because I'm not a Vanderbilt (a very rich American family), suddenly I'm a poor, low-class white woman? I grew up in Bel Air (a wealthy suburb of Los Angeles), Warner! Across the street from Aaron Spelling (a famous TV producer). I think most people would agree that's a lot better than some smelly old Vanderbilt!

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