Good Will Hunting
The original quote, with slang
Chuckie: Why didn't you give me none of that nasty little hoochie-woochie you usually throw at me?
Cathy: Oh, fuck you and your Irish curse, Chuckie. Like I'd waste my energy spreading my legs for that Tootsie Roll dick? So go home and give it a tug yourself.
What does it mean?
Chuckie: Why didn't you have sex with me as usual?
Cathy: Oh, forget about you and your little penis, Chuckie. I wouldn't bother opening my legs to have sex with you because your penis is tiny*. So go home and masturbate.
*Tootsie Roll is the brand name of a small cylindrical American chocolate candy about one inch (2.5cm) long.
The original quote, with slang
Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?
What does it mean?
Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yes.
Will: Well, I got her phone number. How do you feel about that, loser?
The original quote, with slang
Chuckie: Who'd you call?
Will: No one. I forgot the number.
Morgan: You're fucking retarded. You went all the way out there in the rain and you didn't bring the number?
Will: No, it was your mother's 900 number, I just ran outta' quarters.
Morgan: Why don't we get off of mothers--I just got off of yours.
What does it mean?
Chuckie: Who did you call?
Will: No one. I forgot the phone number.
Morgan: You are incredibly stupid. You went all the way out there in the rain and you didn't bring the number?
Will: No, it was the number for your mother's phone sex service, but I didn't have any more quarters to pay for the call.
Morgan: Why don't we stop talking about mothers. I just had sex with your mother.
