Quotes from
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Warning: contains bad words
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Sarah Marshall: Seemingly, the only actresses that can survive are the ones that show their cooter and I refuse to that. Excuse me, but I have a little dignity.

Sarah Marshall: Seemingly, the only actresses that can survive are the ones that show their vagina and I refuse to that. Excuse me, but I have a little dignity.

Aldous Snow: Come on tour with me. I'll serenade you every night in front of thousands of women.

Sarah Marshall: I didn't know you were going on tour.

Aldous Snow: Yeah, I'm going in two weeks. It's like an 18 month tour, 43 countries, Infant Sorrow. It's gonna be a massive tour.

Sarah Marshall: Yeah, I can't come 'cuz I have a job. I'm a working actress.

Aldous Snow: Not anymore. You're an unemployed actress. Perfect. You could be the queen of the groupies, queen of the "Sorrow Suckers."


Aldous Snow: Come on tour with me. I'll serenade you every night in front of thousands of women.

Sarah Marshall: I didn't know you were going on tour.

Aldous Snow: Yes, I'm going in two weeks. It will be an 18 month tour, 43 countries, with my band Infant Sorrow. It's going to be a massive tour.

Sarah Marshall: I can't come because I have a job. I'm a working actress.

Aldous Snow: Not anymore. You're an unemployed actress, so this situation is perfect. You could be the queen of the women who offer to have sex with us because we are famous. You could be the queen of the women who give oral sex to the members of Infant Sorrow.

Brian Bretter: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.

Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.

Brian Bretter: You don't need to put your penis in a vagina right now.

Peter Bretter: No, I need to ejaculate on someone's breasts (Bust my Load on someone's Tits).