Blair Witch
The original quote, with slang
Joshua: I heard two noises coming from two separate areas of space over there. One of them could have been a deer, but the other one sounded like a cackling.
Heather: No way!
Joshua: Yeah, it was like a serious cackling.
Heather: See, my problem is that I sleep like a fucking rock.
Michael: If I heard a cackling, I would have shit in my pants!
What does it mean?
Joshua: I heard two noises coming from two separate areas of space over there. One of them could have been a deer, but the other one sounded like the evil laugh of a witch.
Heather: I don't believe you!
Joshua: Yes, it really sounded like a witch's laugh.
Heather: You see, my problem is that I really sleep so soundly that nothing wakes me up.
Michael: If I had heard a witch's laugh, I would have defecated in my pants!*
*"shit my pants" is a common expression used to show extreme fear or to exaggerate fear.