This is Spinal Tap/Big Bottom

Spinal Tap
Big Bottom
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Original		Translation of Slang
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' That's what I said The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or so I have read		The bigger a woman's buttocks, the more enjoyable the sexual intercourse That's what I said The looser the waistband, the deeper her vagina Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo		My girlfriend's vagina fits me perfectly I'd like to put my penis inside her
Big bottom, big bottom Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind?		Big bottom, big bottom Talk about large buttocks, my girl has them Her big bottom makes me feel crazy How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day You know what I mean I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day You know what I mean My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah		I met her on Monday, that was my lucky day for buttocks You know what I mean I love her each weekday, each soft side of her buttocks day You know what I mean My penis is erect and she's close to me Her vagina is waiting there inside her tights, yes
Big bottom, big bottom Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind?		Big bottom, big bottom Talk about enormous buttocks, my girl has them Her big bottom makes me feel crazy How could I leave this behind?

How could I leave this behind? Double meaning of "behind": How could I leave her and go away/how could I leave her buttocks.

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights/ Big game is waiting there inside her tights Reference to 1977 KISS song Love Gun, which uses the same horrible metaphor. Here, the singer compares his penis to a gun that he is aiming at the wild animal of his girlfriend's vagina. (The KISS lyrics are "No place for hidin’ baby/No place to run/ You pull the trigger of my Love gun.) In case you are unfamiliar with the movie This is Spinal Tap it's a fake documentary from 1982 that parodies big-hair heavy metal 1970s bands--like KISS, among others. Queen also had a hit in 1978 with Fat Bottomed Girls (sample lyrics: "Are you gonna let it all hang out? Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round.")

mud flaps named for the loose pieces of rubber used to protect car/truck tires from mud, this term can also used to describe the vagina. However, this song seems fairly fixated on one body part, so it is more likely an image of her flapping buttocks.

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