Eminem
Ass Like That
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Original Translation of Slang

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a ass like that
The way you move it, you make my Slinky go
Doing, doing, doing

The way you shake your buttocks, I can't believe it
I have never seen buttocks like that
The way you move is so sexually exciting, it makes my penis
become erect

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen a ass like that
The way you move it, you make my Slinky go
Doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I have never seen buttocks like that
The way you move is so sexually exciting, it makes my penis
become erect

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone's at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make R&B, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

CHORUS

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking her butt to the new Nelly song
I think someone is at the door
But I don't think I'm going to answer
The police are saying saying, "Don't move!"
Doing, doing, doing
Why are you telling me, "Don't move?"
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not until I'm finished urinating
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing, Mr. Police Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get any lower on the ground, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to urinate, urinate, urinate
Yes, I make rhythm and blues music, I sing a song that goes:
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Oh, I'm just joking
If I offended you, I'm sorry, please, please forgive me
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, and because I am only a puppet
I can say anything without punishment, and you will love things that might offend you if a human said them

CHORUS

Jessica Simpson looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen a ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV my Slinky goes
Doing, doing, doing

Jessica Simpson looks very tempting
Nick, I have never seen an butt like your wife's
Every time I see her on that show on MTV my penis
becomes erect

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying freeze
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper’s zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman--this movie's PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh 'cuz that is a puppet on my hand

CHORUS

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen used to be so wholesome
Now that they are getting older, their buttocks are getting bigger
I go to watch them at the movies and sit down with my popcorn
The police are saying, "Don't move!"
Doing doing doing
Why are you telling me, "Don't move?"
That's ridiculous, I just got my seat
I have a ticket, look, I have I put away my penis, my zipper is zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater, please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman, who was arrested for masturbating at a pornographic film--this movie has been rated as appropriate for children to watch
Mr. Police Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent or plead guilty to a lesser crime and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What do you mean my lawyer is too busy defending Michael Jackson?
I am Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that impolite thing and you will laugh because that is a puppet on my hand

CHORUS

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my Slinky go
Doing, doing, doing

  Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I will use the more polite term for buttocks and say,
"I have never seen a butt like that."
Maybe next year I'll say the less polite word ass and she'll make my penis
become erect

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

CHORUS

  The way she moves she dances like a professional dancer in a nightclub
In that video she sings, "Get out, you fool,
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo."
The police are saying saying, "Don't move!"
Doing, doing, doing
Why are you telling me, "Don't move?"
My computers would be seized to see if there is any child pornography on them and police will take the keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, look, please smell them
Here, have some wine that I put into a soda can
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word "pee pee, pee"
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet Jackson, is that your breast I saw? I think I just saw a breast.
Oh, I'm just joking
I don't think my joke is working, I must run away quickly
Get to the helicopter, everybody get out
I am not Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, I am Arnold Schwarzenegger, get down

CHORUS

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen a ass like that
'Cuz the way you move it, you make my Slinky go
Doing, doing, doing

Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)

 

So Gwen Stefani, will you urinate on me please?
I have never seen buttocks like that
The way you move is so sexually exciting, it makes my penis
become erect

What is wrong with you? (ha!)

Slinky Brand name of a popular children's toy that expands to "walk" down stairs. In the video, Eminem shows this toy expand as a metaphor for his penis. In other versions of the song, he uses the word pee pee, with the same meaning.

Doing, doing, doing In cartoons, doing or boing is the sound of something popping up.

Peeing In the video, Eminem (and later, the dog puppet) is in bed, about to have sex with a woman, not urinating on her.

Triumph Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is a rubber hand puppet of a dog voiced by comedian Robert Smigel. Originally appearing on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, the character smokes cigars and says highly offensive things, especially when interviewing celebrities. The video is introduced by an angry exchange between Eminem and Triumph. After Triumph asks him if he kisses his protegee 50 Cent with the same mouth he uses to say bad words, Eminem hits him and Triumph tells him that he shouldn't because he should reserve that violent behavior for his wife. This whole exchange is meant to echo the famous confrontation between them at the 2002 MTV Video Awards.

Jessica Simpson...Nick Jessica Simpson is a popular singer and actress who starred in the MTV reality show Newlyweds with her husband Nick Lachey (of boy band 98 Degrees). Simpson is well known for the stupidity she demonstrated on Newlyweds.

Mary Kate and Ashley Former child stars Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen (born 1986) once starred on the 1987-1995 television show Full House. Although the girls are fraternal twins, they look very similar to one another.

Geez Polite form of Jesus.

Pee Wee Herman Stage name of comedic actor Paul Reubens, once the star of the enormously popular 1986-1991 CBS children's program Pee Wee's Playhouse. The children's show was very restrained compared to Reuben's stage act, but still contained a great deal of sexual innuendo, especially regarding homosexuality. It was a cult hit with college students and adults as well as children. Eminem's reference is to Reuben's 1991 arrest for masturbating in an adult movie theater while watching a pornographic film. Although Reubens had already quit making new episodes by that time, because of the scandal, CBS stopped showing repeats of Pee Wee's Playhouse.

Michael Michael Jackson, has been accused more than once of sexually molesting boys at his home, Neverland Ranch. He reportedly got the children drunk on white wine disguised in soda cans, which he called "Jesus Juice," and red wine in the same container, which he called "Jesus blood."

Hilary Duff Teen actress and pop singer born in 1987, especially popular for her role as the title character on the 2001-2002 Disney TV show Lizzie MacGuire.

Get out...JoJo Leave (Get Out) was a 2004 hit for teen singer JoJo, who was born in 1990.

bozo Bozo was the name of a clown on a very popular American children's television program that started in the 1950s. The show was franchised to different cities and even other countries, such as Brazil, with a different man playing the clown on each local show. It is worth noting that Krusty the Clown, the drug addicted children's performer on The Simpsons, looks very similar to Bozo. Both "bozo" and "clown" are slang for fool.

Janet Janet Jackson famously revealed her breast during the halftime concert at the 2004 Super Bowl.

Gwen Stefani Popular lead singer of the band No Doubt and now a solo artist (see Hollaback Girl).

Fuck This is short for "what the fuck..." "The fuck" is often inserted after question words for emphasis.

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