Real English
Opinion Poll

Poll:

Tits - 3
Ass - 8
Cock - 3
Personality - 1
Brain - 2
Coin Operated Boy - 1
Pussy - 1
Binary - 1011
Car - 1
Bike - 1
Fish -
Hips - Eleventy Billion

Poll (Standard English translation):

Breasts - 3
Buttocks - 8
Penis - 3
Personality - 1
Brain - 2
Coin Operated Boy - 1
Vagina - 1
Binary - 1011
Car - 1
Bike - 1
Fish -
Hips - Eleventy Billion

What's important in a mate? According to this poll from a coffee shop bathroom, a good ass (buttocks) is far more important than a brain, a personality or a car. "Coin Operated Boy" is a reference to a song about an imaginary robot boyfriend by Boston band the Dresden Dolls.

Diesel Cafe, Davis Square, Somerville, MA, April, 2005

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