Real English
The Crapper

Written above a toilet:

I'm tragically attracted to you.

Who? The crapper?

The Crapper is the toilet - crap being the same as (but more polite than) shit and also the same as (but less polite than) poop. You'd like to think the person who is "tragically attracted" is really in love with someone who often uses this bathroom and not the toilet, but you never know.

Bathroom in Someday Cafe, Somerville, MA, 2002

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