Quotes from
The Big Lebowski
Warning: contains bad words

The original quote, with slang   What does it mean?

Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

Jesus Quintana: What do you mean talking about Saturday being a "day of rest"*? What is this ridiculous idea? I really don't care! It don't matter to me. But you're not fooling me, man. You might fool the idiots in the (bowling) league office, but you don't fool me. These amateur psychological intimidation games. They are laughable, man - ha ha! I would have beaten you badly** Saturday. I will beat you badly next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You have got a date to lose Wednesday, baby!

*The traditional day of rest is Saturday for Jews (Sunday for Christians). Orthodox Jews do not work, cook, bowl in tournaments, drive cars or turn on/off electricity on that day.

**Fuck you in the ass literally means sodomize.

Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about?
The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!

Walter Sobchak: What the fuck (used for emphasis) are you talking about?
The Dude: Walter, he urinated on my rug!

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual things. I bowl. I drive around. Sometimes I have hallucinations because I used to take LSD.

Walter Sobchak: I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times, I don't roll on Shabbos!

Walter Sobchak: I told that German* a fuckin' (used for emphasis) thousand times, I don't go bowling on Saturday, the Jewish day of rest**!

*Kraut, from the German food sauerkraut (a kind of fermented cabbage similar to kimchi) is a pejorative term.
**See note on "day of rest" above.

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes "click."

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, annoying, stupid man*. If you do anything crazy with us, if you take out a gun on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, put it in your anus and pull the fucking (used for emphasis) trigger until I've shot all the bullets into you and the gun is empty.

*The direct translation of the Spanish word pendejo is asshole.