Gretchen: Don't forget to check out her mom's boob job! They're like rocks!

Gretchen: Don't forget to notice her mother's breast enlargement surgery. Her breasts are as hard as rocks!

Kevin Gnapoor: Yo Yo Yo!
All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me!
On my grades, on my lines you can't touch Kevin G!
I'm a mathlete, I'm a nerd, but forget what you heard
I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred
I'm Kevin Gnapoor!
The G's silent when I sneak through your door.
And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor.
I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me.
Cause the next time you see her she'll be like
'Ooh! Kevin G.!'

Kevin Gnapoor: Pay attention!
All you poor rappers are less talented than I am!
Both my grades and my rhymes are far better than yours!
I belong to the math club and I'm very intelligent but not very socially skilled, but forget what you heard
I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred*
I'm Kevin Gnapoor!
The 'G' is silent when I sneak through your door.
And have sex with your woman on the bathroom floor.
I'm not secretive like reggae star Shaggy*, you'll know it was me.
Because the next time you see her she'll say,
'Ooh! Kevin G.!'

* shaken, not stirred is the recipe for James Bond's favorite martini
** Shaggy's big hit was It Wasn't Me, with RikRok. In the song, he advises lying if your girlfriend catches you with another woman

Regina: So you've never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!
Cady: I didn't say anything.

Regina: So you've never been to a real school before? I don't believe it! I don't believe it!
Cady: I didn't say anything.

Regina: I love your skirt! Where'd you get it?
Girl: It's my mom's old skirt from the eighties.
Regina: Oh, vintage. So adorable.
Girl: Thanks.
Regina: (to Cady) That is the ugliest effing skirt I have ever seen.

Regina: I love your skirt! Where'd you get it?
Girl: It's my mom's old skirt from the eighties.
Regina: Oh, vintage. So adorable.
Girl: Thanks.
Regina: (to Cady) That is the ugliest effing* skirt I have ever seen.

* effing (F-ing) is a polite form of 'fucking', used for emphasis