Knocked Up

What does it mean?

Jason: Hello! What is happening, Dad? What are you doing?

Ben Stone: Just smoking a marijuana cigarette and drinking some beers. Enjoying myself.

What does it mean?

Debbie (to the security guard who won't let her into a club): I'm not going go to the end of the fucking (used for emphasis) line. Why do you think you are so important? I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these dirty girls who are dressed like prostitutes*. Do you think I am not sexy enough? Do you want me to pull up my skirt? What the fuck (used for emphasis) is your problem? I'm not going anywhere! You're a man with a clipboard who has taken too many steroids in order to become big and muscular. And your stupid little fucking (used for emphasis) rope that keeps people out of the club! Do you know what I think? You may have power now, but you are not God. You're a doorman. You're a doorman, so I disrespect you! You contemptible homosexual with your fucking (used for emphasis) effeminate little gloves.

What does it mean?

Ben Stone (to answering machine): Hey, Doctor Howard, this is Ben Stone calling you. Guess what the fuck (used for emphasis) is happening? Alison is going into labor and you are not fucking (used for emphasis) here. Do you know where you are? You're at a stupid bar mitzvah* in San Francisco, you contemptible person (literally: feces), and do you know what I'm going to have to do now? I'm going have to kill you. I'm going to shoot you with a gun. You're dead, like well-known rappers Tupac Shakur and Biggie Smalls, both of whom were shot to death. You contemptible man (literally: feces), I hope you fucking (used for emphasis) die or drop the chair and kill the boy who is having his bar mitzvah*. I hope your plane crashes. Goodbye, hated person!

*The bar mitzvah is a Jewish ceremony in which 13-year-old boys enter the age of religious adulthood. As part of the celebration, the boy is raised up above the crowd on a chair.