Quotes from
27 Dresses
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Casey: He asks if you want a drink. You smile and say, "Vodka soda." If you already have a drink, you down it. Then there's some flirting, some interoffice sex, an accidental pregnancy, a shot gun wedding and a life of bliss. How many times do we have to go over this?

Casey: He asks if you want a drink. You smile and say, "Yes, I'd like a vodka soda." If you already have a drink, you finish it quickly. Then there's some flirting, some sex between coworkers, an accidental pregnancy, a wedding forced on the man because of the pregnancy and a life of bliss. How many times do we have to review this plan?

Jane Nichols: You write the most beautiful things. Do you actually believe in love and marriage and just pretend to be a cynic, or are you actually a cynic who knows how to spin romantic crap for girls like me?

Kevin Doyle: I didn't follow that at all, but I think the second one, the spinning crap one.

Jane Nichols: You write the most beautiful things. Do you actually believe in love and marriage and just pretend to be a cynic, or are you actually a cynic who knows how to invent false romantic stories for girls like me?

Kevin Doyle: I couldn't understand what you said, but I think I am the second one, who invents stories.

Jane Nichols: God, Casey, can't you keep it in your pants for one wedding?

Casey: Are you kidding? The only reason to wear this monstrous dress is that so some drunken groomsman can rip it to shreds with his teeth.

Jane Nichols: God (used for emphasis), Casey, could you try not to have sex at just one wedding?

Casey: Are you joking? The only reason to wear this monstrous dress is that so some drunken groomsman can rip it to shreds with his teeth.